I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
where are my eyebrows?
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