If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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