He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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