Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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