yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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