Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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