Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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