I must be too annoying 4 u.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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