Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
we should paint friendship bongs
Randomize