Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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