Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I am spending my child support on dildos
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
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