She is in my trunk
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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