Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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