That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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