He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
please come you make the beer taste better
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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