We need to rekindle our bromance
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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