eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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