no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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