I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
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