Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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