Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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