So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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