If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I deserve this hangover.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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