All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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