I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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