Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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