can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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