Do you still have your period?
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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