bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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