their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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