Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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