i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
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