The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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