We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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