I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
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