I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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