question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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