What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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