so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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