should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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