Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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