It's like God shit irony all over that family
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
i am craving dick and cupcakes
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Randomize
