So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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