I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Randomize
