Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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