this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I believe in your delicious
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Randomize
