His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Your penis caused this!
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