They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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