My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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