The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
hell yes lets make some ravioli
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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