I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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