i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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