Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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