Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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